Dave's Delusions
Disturbing IM conversation I had with Dave this morning. We just got through his astronaut phase - now this.
David: I just found out I have to be here most Wednesday at 6:30 am for an M&M…..great
Me: M&M? Peanut?
David: Morbidity and Mortality Conference
Me: Hum
You aren’t that kind of doctor
Take off the stethoscope
And stop going around telling people to “open up wide”
It is getting kinda creepy

5 Comments:
She'll be here all week folks...don't forget to tip your waitress
Dave is killing people now?
I'd been wondering why there's a two drink minimum at my desk.
That KriSTD is soooooo funny.
I AM funny. I keep telling people I'm funny, but nobody believes me.
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