Ten reasons it’s FAB-u-lous to live in the gay district:

1. The Ace Hardware carries wine glasses, Kitchen Aid mixers, candles and linen napkins
2. There is never a line for the ladies room
3. Playing “is that a transvestite or a broad-shouldered woman”
4. Sports bars where nobody screams during the game (only straight men think the players can hear their directions through the television)
5. Madonna, Stevie Nicks and Culture Club is the music of choice
6. Super cute little fluffy dogs with fashion sense
7. Bookstores with names like Obelisk
8. Fancy grocery stores with very fancy exotic produce (I wonder if the $9.99/lb doughnut peaches are filled with jelly)
9. Great bars
10. Awesome restaurants

You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby. Right round, round, round.

The Alibi is where we are headed tonight - how could you not love a place described as "dive bar chic".